Enter Little Red Biden Hood, stage left.
Little Red Biden Hood: It is I, Little Red Biden Hood, out to traipse gaily through the woods on my way to Grandmother’s house to give my yearly assessment on her GDP, or Grandma Domestic Product, as well as sundry other items like the large number of Venezuelans camped out in her front yard. La la la la la.
From out of the woods appears Marjorie Taylor Wolf, a blond wearing a MAGA hat.
Marjorie Taylor Wolf: Hey there Little Red Biden Hood, off to your granny’s to give your yearly address? I’d be grateful if you could flog one of my pet causes for me.
Marjorie Taylor Wolf presses a campaign button into Little Red Biden Hood’s palm.
Little Red Biden Hood: “Say her name, Laken Reilly”. I’m just a babe in the woods, or at least I wear a diaper. What does that mean?
Marjorie Taylor Wolf: You know that whole BLM schtick where they would chant “Say his name: George Floyd” to draw attention to the victims of racism and police brutality? Well, this is kind of like that but our meaning is that illegal aliens are subhuman, murdering scum out to defile America’s virgins.
Little Red Biden Hood: Oh, okay. I’ll give you a shoutout from the podium.
Marjorie Taylor Wolf: (stares uncomprehendingly at LLBH before a wolfish grin overtakes her features) Okay kid, you do that. (rummages around in her bag) Here, have a pudding cup.
Some other animals have emerged from the forest to watch Biden Hood and the wolf talk.
Anonymous Animal: Hey, she’s got a MAGA hat on. Why are you even—
Marjorie Taylor Wolf growls at the group of bystanders and they scatter.
Little Red Biden Hood skips on and arrives at Grandma’s cottage, where Nancy Pelosi in a night dress and the animals of the forest have assembled to hear his address.
Little Red Biden Hood: Thanks for being here everybody. I just want to say that' we’re back. Grandma’s cottage is headed back up and it’s thanks to all of you animals. Oh, what’s that?
Marjorie Taylor Wolf: (gesturing frantically) Say it Joe! Saaaaaaaaaay it!
Little Red Biden Hood: Lincoln Football Coach. Yes, she was killed by an illegal. That’s right. But I want to ask you one question: how many thousands are killed by illegals? I mean, what’s one more death given the many thousands who are already being murdered? Oh excuse me a second.
Little Red Biden Hood squints down at the front row, where Karine Jean Poodle is frantically making a slashing motion across her throat with a front paw.
Little Red Biden Hood: What I meant to say is how many thousands of people are killed by legals. I mean, there are plenty of murders committed by animals who were born in these woods. Although crime is going down, so it’s not really a problem anymore.
The assembled animals sit in stunned silence except for Marjorie Taylor Wolf, who is laughing hysterically.
Marjorie Taylor Wolf: (gasping for breath) Hey Joe, don’t forget the pudding.
Little Red Biden Hood: (brightening) Oh yeah. It’s not as good as ice cream, but it’s still tasty. Did I ever tell you about the time that I defeated racism back in the ‘80’s with my good friend Bill Cosby?
Chuck Schumer, rabbit and US Senator: (diving for the microphone) NOOOOOOOOOO
LOL, Slaw. ;)